Face Palm Time!

Face Palm Time!

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111DonkeyHotey

It’s been an interesting ride!

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In a recent poll 60% of Americans said they feel “anxious” about a Trump presidency.

Conversely, Rosie O’Donnell, Kanye West, Whoopi Goldberg and Mylie Cyrus threatened to leave the country and move to Canada if Trump gets elected.

Now only 35% of Americans feel “anxious” about a Trump presidency as long those people leave the country.

95% of all Canadians are concerned about both.

 

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1b

Yes, every act is here!

 

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An American mother-of-two took to Facebook complaining she was had to dump 500 ounces of breast milk at security at London’s Heathrow Airport.  She did not use a stainless steel tanker.

Tootie Mamarie, was traveling without her eight-month-old son.  “Authorities made me dump out nearly two weeks’ worth of food for my son,” she said.  She was “humiliated”.

The UK rules, set out by the Department for Transport, say that liquids may only be carried in containers holding 100ml or less in a transparent and re-sealable single bag.  It was also noted that the original milk containers cannot hold 500 ounces.  It’s just too, too much.  Tootie wouldn’t be able to walk.

 

1c

It would have been easier to bring the moon jumping cow on board.

 

There are exceptions made in the case of baby food or baby milk but only if the passenger is traveling with a baby. It says excess liquids should be carried as hold (checked) luggage.

Ms Mamarie admitted she should have looked up the rules. She said that the regulation that breast milk was not allowed if the mother was traveling without her baby was “incredibly unfair and exclusionary in consideration of all of the other working mothers like me”.

Who would have thought they’d be stopped at check in with 50 chilled bottles of milk in a cooler?  The questioning had to be awkward.

 

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1d

Lucille assumed if a turkey was well fed, it was stuffed.  So she served it with raw veggies and fruit!

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In a related story, Anita Nuther-Smokie said she wanted to create an ‘Adult Breastfeeding Relationship’.  She then mentioned her idea to her childhood sweetheart, Brad Pierre Vert.  Brad was parched so he was game.

“It was like a light switched flicked in his head. I could tell from his voice that he was curious and excited,” she said.  He was talking baby talk in a high pitched voice he was so moved.

 

1f

I put this here as Book of the Month!  It’s a romance novel.

 

Anita quit her job so she could feed Brad every two hours.  She told authorities she was an immigrant and the government instantly gave her $20,000 in freebies.

Brad went on disability.  When Social Security interviewed him, he told them he couldn’t work because he was nursing every two hours.  Instantly approved.

Brad, a bodybuilder, hopes to gain muscle mass by regular breastfeeding sessions.  True story.

 

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1e

I so look forward to the Trump and Hillary debates…..with guitar and mandolin!

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All politicians are funny……..sometimes.  Hillary recently made a statement that gave me pause.

“We’re either going to have gangs that murder and rob … or we’re going to have positive gangs.”

Positive gangs.  We have a choice.  I agree with her.  If thugs would only join positive gangs, a lot of bad things would go away.

 

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1g

Eugene and Henry never dealt with hand me downs……

 

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If somebody did choose a bad gang and went to prison, Attorney General Loretta Lynch is there to help too.

An official with the Department of Justice said the agency will no longer call people “felons” or “convicts” after they are released from prison because it is too hard on them emotionally.

 

1k

Ada McGuinnus was the biggest drug dealer in Australia in 1929.  Sweet lady.

 

Assistant Attorney General Karol Mason wrote we should call them Naughty Good People or just Mistakers.  Repentant Rapists and Merry Murderers did not make the DOJ’s recommended list of politically acceptable terms for felons.

Loretta will ask Bill what his suggestions are next time they chat about grand-kids for over half an hour on a private tarmac.  On a Plane.  Alone.  No Secret Service.  No recordings.  No phones.  Grins wiped clean.

 

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1m

This is why cats are prohibited from going to college…….they mess up the dorms.

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President Nicolas Maduro of socialist Venezuela said electricity rationing would be imposed on 15 shopping malls and drought-hit Venezuela’s time zone would also be modified to save power.  Yes, they are running out of everything.

Many of the South American OPEC nation’s 29 million people are suffering daily, unscheduled water and electricity cuts as levels recede at the Guri dam complex providing nearly two-thirds of power needs.

“The time has come to take a drastic rationing measure against a group of about 15 malls who did not obey the law and are consuming without conscience at a critical moment due to the ‘El Nino’ phenomenon,” he said, without giving further details.  He inferred it was “Climate change”.

 

1n

Climate change!?!?  Does that mean we have to listen to Al Gore again?  Noooooo!

 

The socialist government says the El Nino weather pattern is to blame for Venezuela’s water and power problems. But critics insist the state is also responsible for inadequate preparation, investment and diversification of electricity sources.

Nobody mentioned that they lived like tomorrow would never come when oil prices were high.  It was like Disneyland for the masses.

But, they never upgraded their equipment and infrastructure; nor did they diversify.  Oil prices dropped and the economy fizzled.  And of course, the weather changed……like it has since the Earth as formed.

 

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1o

In spite of world problems, the carefree De Marco sisters still walk like Egyptians.  In socks, on the beach.  Francesca and Veronica.

 

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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”

The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”

The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ‘Your Eminence’.”

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well …?”

She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38/24/34. When she walks into a room, everybody says……..oh wait second…..in my purse.  Here’s her picture.”

The four men all replied, “My God!”.

 

 

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1p

As the first lingerie model, Nina La Roche always traveled with a giant stamp so her trips were pre-paid.

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Federal taxpayers are on the hook for $19,884 just to settle each refugee and asylum seeker, who are then immediately eligible for cash welfare, food stamps, housing and medical aid, according to a new report on the “refugee industry.”

Yes, refugees are now and industry.  I wonder if they form companies and we can invest.  It’s a booming industry.  Much like ammunition sales in Chicago.

 

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1r

This worked before texting.  But why a question mark Mom?  Not sure?

 

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What’s the word that you would use for the Obama administration’s move to scrub references to Islam, ISIS  and Allah from the transcripts of Orlando terrorist Omar Mateen’s calls?  I’d say incoherent.

Here is an example of one line: Mateen: “I pledge of allegiance to [omitted]. “I pledge allegiance to [omitted] may God (substituted word) protect him [in Arabic], on behalf of [omitted].”

That sentence was scrubbed cleaner than a State Department server.  It’s like Mister Clean rules DC.

 

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1t

Who says there’s no honest politicians?  Look, I found one!

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Bill:  I, uh, I uh, I did not have….have sexual relations with that woman….uh, Miss Lewinsky.

Hillary:  I did not have, uh textual relations with an…. uh, unsecured server and…involving uh, Classified Information.

 

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1n

….and I wondered, “Why the snail?”

 

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A rash of recent military crashes has cost the lives of several service members as well as billions in damage. The wave of accidents raised questions about pilot training and maintenance of our aircraft.  Top brass points to slashed budgets and aging fleets strained by decades long conflicts.

In the last few months, an MH-60S helicopter crashed in the James River in Virginia during a training mission. Just before that, two F-16C fighter jets collided in the skies over Georgia.  Not everybody survived.

The Navy has suffered the heaviest losses of the three military branches.  From October 2014 through April 2016, the Navy has reported accidents that total over $1 billion in damages, according to the Naval Safety Center.

They included a Marine AV-8B Harrier jet that crashed off the East Coast during takeoff in May, costing about $62.8 million, and a Navy F/A-18A crash in Nevada in January that cost $71 million. Thankfully, both pilots survived.

 

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1s

It’s just a cool picture.  Dude.

 

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More……. In the eight years since the first Littoral Combat Ship was delivered to the Navy, it hasn’t won many fans beyond the Navy, its home-state lawmakers and the employees of the two shipbuilders producing different models.

The maiden voyages have been marked by cracked hulls, engine failures, unexpected rusting, software snafus, weapons glitches and persistent criticism of how vulnerable they are to an attack.  Sounds like they need AARP.

“The ship is just not reliable,” the Pentagon’s operational test and evaluation director said in a report.  During 113 days of testing on one ship, some of the engines and water jets responsible for propelling the ship forward were out of commission for 45 days.  However, it could go backwards to parallel park.

 

1t

Remember long ago when bears used to drive and the only belts worn were around his mouth?

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Defense Secretary Ash Carter expressed his concern and by ordered the number of new ships cut from 52 to 40, saving billions. They also ordered production scaled back from three to two ships in 2017 and said the work should go to just one of the two shipyards.

But GOP lawmakers inspired by contractor donations and determined Navy lobbyists are on the verge of ordering the Pentagon to build more bad ships!

A defense appropriations bill moving toward Senate directs $475 million be spent by the Navy to buy an extra ship next year. The House has already passed legislation that $384 million be spent on another ship.  Yeah!

The Obama administration “strongly objects” to buying another bad ship.  There’s no love lost between the Administration and the Navy’s command, which the Defense Secretary accused in a blunt letter of ignoring technical risks, neglecting war-fighting needs and prioritizing warship “quantity over lethality.”

I guess it’s a case of #badshipsmatter.

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1u

Moral to the two articles above:  We are spending billions on bad ships and ancient planes.  It’s called political gridlock and it endangers our men and women in uniform.  Disgraceful.

 

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When asked for his name by a barista at you know the coffee place, my neighbor answered, “Marc, with a C.” Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

Higher minimum wage paid off.  He also got a smiley face.  Bonus.

 

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1v

Long ago, it was tough getting your Caffe on the go!

 

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I cannot remember where I read it, but I thought I read somewhere that if Donald Trump does not win, he will dye his hair black and tour Vegas as Elvis.   Anybody else read that?

1aa

I actually think he would look the part.

 

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Don’t ever be so jaded you don’t believe in miracles…..like Hillary ever making an error.  Consider.

  • Bill has a mystery meeting with AG Loretta Lynch on a plane in Phoenix a few days before an announcement.
  • He claimed to be playing golf in 110-degree weather with his heart condition.
  • There is no record of him at any course within 200 miles.
  • A third plane besides his and Lynch’s is pulled onto the tarmac and the air conditioning is turned on.
  • They meet for ½ hour and discuss grandchildren with all FBI and Secret Service personnel banned.
  • Lynch then says the meeting was done in poor judgement however, she will abide by the FBI’s recommendations.
  • A few days later the FBI is going to release results of their investigation.
  • While FBI director Comey is giving his briefing, Hillary and Obama are leaving on Air Force One for a rally in North Carolina.

The timing is impeccable.  It’s like when all the planets and sun all align perfectly every zillion years.  It’s really a miracle of biblical proportions.  Biblical.  Epic.

 

1w

Almost mundane by comparison…….

 

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It has been widely reported that foreign hackers stole damaging intel about Donald Trump off of Hillary’s server.  I cannot understand why anybody would have to research and store it on a computer……. let alone steal it.  Just read his Twitter account.

 

1x

Re-tweeted and deleted.  There forever.

1z

“Leightweight chocker”.  Maid me lugh.

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Peace

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2 thoughts on “Face Palm Time!”

  1. Rickshala

    You cleared your air but the pollution is still out there. I think we know Tootie Mamarie. I’ll see her tonight hopefully. I want to know if she is actually voting for Dotty, Daisy, Bessie, Beulah, Goldie or Gertrude. I’m voting for Beauregard and Ferdinand for vice bovine. I’m easily cowed like many of our countrymen.

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    1. rcs innovations Post author

      R,

      Well, thank you so much for noticing I tried to clear the air and purify the water….only to be told I’m littering the landscape with thought. Give my regards to Tootie in the event you run into her.
      I’d assume she would vote for Bessie since she is a more traditional bovine. Establishment type…..like her sister Bossie.
      Be not cowed like so many today. Hold your head up and let your cowbell be heard. Ring, ring, ring your bell proudly, just don’t let it hit your nose ring. That would hurt.

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